Um what…? I don’t know if I have any words to express how stupid I think this is. Who makes this stuff? Like I can maybe understand the heartburn. That’s the only logical thing in this entire image.
You know what gives you greasy skin? Not washing your face and genetics
You know what gives you sugar cravings? Probably eating sugar, not whatever this image is supposed to be. Onion rings or something? how is that sugary?
You know what will make you gain 1/4 extra weight? Eating something that weighs 1/4 of a pound. You will literally gain 1/4 of a pound because you just ate something that weighs 1/4 of a pound AND THEN YOU POOP IT OUT A FEW HOURS LATER. Or eating a good amount more calories than you are burning for a period of time. Like who made this?
You know what will dehydrate you? Not drinking enough water, too much alcohol, constantly eating high sodium foods and not whatever this is, unless it’s 100% salt and I doubt it is ‘cause salt does not look like onion rings. But really, WHO MADE THIS
Saturated cells? What the balls does that even MEAN?????????????????????? Saturated with what? fat? WRONG YOU WOULD PROBABLY DIE IF THAT WERE POSSIBLE.
You know what causes regret? Stupid posts like this that reinforce unhealthy relationships with food. If you want onion rings then eat them! In moderation, of course. Because you know what’s going to happen if you eat those onion rings? You’re gonna be like “Dang this was a good decision, I’m okay with this” and your body will be like “Oh look onion rings, what a treat! Time to use up some of this energy and DIGEST IT LIKE ANY OTHER FOOD WHOOO” If you eat too many then yeah, you’ll probably retain a little water. So just make sure you’re drinking enough.
Also, the whole “tastes good for about 10 minutes thing”….does that mean I shouldn’t eat fruit? Because fruit tastes pretty darn amazing. Is this implying that being healthy tastes bad? or what? Screw whoever made this and their saturated cells. I want to meet them and ask them what in the world they meant by that. saturated with WHAT LDFJ;ASF
If I keep seeing crap like this on my dash I will punch whoever reblogged it in hopes of knocking sense into people.
^ this. All of it.
